"ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
10/26/2016 at 22:25 • Filed to: None | 8 | 5 |
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When I was 17, my miscreant friends and I were driving around aimlessly, as we often did. We got into a discussion of the supernatural, which became heated as I took the “bullshit” position to my friend’s “there are things we don’t understand” position. In my view, we have a comprehensive understanding of bullshit.
Anyway, as we drove by Madam Tina’s, a fixture in our town, he commented that there had to be something to it for her business to survive. I pulled over, commented that she couldn’t find her ass with both hands, and pulled down the sign.
I threw it in the back of my car (81 Celica ST Sparlingco convertible conversion RIP), and drove off. I told him that if she was a real psychic, she’d come get her sign.
28 years later, I’m still waiting.
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> ImmoralMinority
10/26/2016 at 22:30 | 0 |
While I don’t condone stealing, it’s not like you stole from mother Theresa. I’m sure that psychic style more than a few dollars from down and out folks in her lifetime.
Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
> ImmoralMinority
10/26/2016 at 22:31 | 0 |
Not that I condone stealing, but yeah, this kind of stupid stuff should have gone extinct at least a century ago.
wafflesnfalafel
> ImmoralMinority
10/26/2016 at 22:34 | 0 |
yes, but you will be watching over your shoulder for the rest of your life... She is just waiting for you to drop your guard.
jimz
> ImmoralMinority
10/26/2016 at 22:38 | 1 |
it’s why I’ve never been able to buy into religion. I went to a Catholic school from kindergarten through 8th grade, and none of it made sense to me.
BorkBorkBjork
> ImmoralMinority
10/26/2016 at 23:55 | 0 |
I’ve always wanted to see how many bullshit certifications I could get to put on my business card.
Goatboy: Certified Psychic, Demonologist, Psychic Healer, Ghost Hunter, etc...